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09.02.02 @ 7:40 p.m. // this is why i was born an american
106 words per minute, 100% accuracy, and i was still on nyquil. this is probably my most noteworthy achievement to date. i'm really pathetic, have you noticed? i'm going to eat hot dogs in the great, west nile virus ridden outdoors tonight, because it's labor day and that's what has to be done. independence day, memorial day, labor day... these are all days set aside specifically to leaving the safe, blue glow of our monitors and partaking in a nationwide effort to relax and eat preservative-laden foodlike substances with distant relatives whom we despise, whilst being devoured fore and aft by bloodthirsty, disease carrying insects. i love it.  last | host | next |