04.10.08 @ 5:02 p.m. // snapshots from my day

the following is why my political incorrectness is going to get me sent to hades.

bethany: if you could magically have your dream job, which job would you pick?
bossman: i'm not sure. i really like lawn work. i love to rake leaves.
bethany: ...so, your dream is to be a mexican?

and the following is why, even though i may go to bed at 8:30, i'm still not as old at heart as my 26 year old boss.

bossman: last night on HGTV --
bethany: before you finish that sentence, let me just ask... were you eating dry toast, or were your dentures soaking at the time?


The current mood of ibreathe at www.imood.com

last | host | next