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02.01.03 @ 4:53 p.m. // i don't know, either.
i stayed up all night eating gummi bears. i hate gummi bears, and there i was, 4am, absent mindedly devouring bear after bear. health food store gummi bears. those freaks of nature who think sugar is a "bad thing" crafted these wads of gelatin with their own three hands back in `73 and just this week sold them to us for the obscene price of four dollars. four dollars! for gummi bears!-- and i enjoyed them immensely, all the while craving ranch flavored corn nuts and bavarian creme doughnuts. i don't know about you, but there's nothing like shedding my uterine lining to stimulate my appetite in all sorts of peculiar ways. hold onto your hats, boys and girls, because we're about to take the topical detour of a lifetime. i heard the shuttle explode this morning. i felt the shuttle explode this morning. i heard and felt seven people die this morning. gummi bears aside, that puts a serious damper on one's saturday.  last | host | next |